Why Do People Keep Asking This?

See this picture? Pretty awesome, I know - great looking dude, awesome suit from Moore's, stepping out of a bitching car. I mean, if I was a chick - especially a big-titted college chick looking to get some experience as an intern - I would be all over this:


So why do people keep emailing me this picture and asking me if Heidi dresses me in the morning? And when I answer "Yes, of course she does, why else would I have married the little shrew?" why do they all ask me if she hates me? Am I missing something here?