Coming Clean About Doug MacLean

There are a lot of people who are accusing me of not telling the whole story on the Doug MacLean hiring. They say that I could have hired any retard - say, someone off the street in Hamilton - to make sure the team sucks, why choose that blowhard MacLean?

Okay, I admit it. There was more to the hiring than meets the eye. Yes, I wanted a complete tool who would be sure to make the team into a bunch of losers - and to be frank, you are more likely to do that with MacLean than with some moron off the street. Hell, that moron could turn out to be some sort of hockey savant, right? But the rest of the reason for hiring MacLean was this: I wanted to prove that anyone can be bought. In the immortal words of Ted DiBiase, "everyone has a price".

Don't believe me? Check out this audio clip of Doug MacLean on the radio a couple of months ago accusing me of being a raving asshole and out to destroy the NHL:



And now he is working for me. Pretty good, eh? Like I said - anyone can be bought. Judges, media, lawyers, even an jerkoff like MacLean.

Oh - in case you were wondering, you heard correctly there - the host of the radio show pronounced my name "balls-lie". So yes, he was bought and paid for too. It's good to be me.